My Needs are Simple and Few!

My dear owner,Thank you once again for giving me shelter. (Lick, slurp, lick, slurp) Aside from food, shelter and love, my needs are simple and few! Since I am dependent upon you to provide for me, we should discuss my basic needs. I can lend you the canine insight that you may lack as a human, particularly if I am your first canine companion pet.Of course, I require a steady supply of food and fresh water, and while I long for the same quality of culinary delight that you routinely enjoy, I know that's an unrealistic expectation. As long as you feed me something that's nutritionally suited for my species, I'll happily devour whatever little morsels of people food you throw my way. I'm not particularly fond of that stuff that comes from the tap, but it'll do in a pinch.

I draw the line at drinking from toilets. Splish splashIn addition to my regular veterinary care, I'll need a flea and tick collar at a bare minimum. How would you like those critters crawling all over you? Please help me to prevent them from crawling on me. If you want to show me off for company, how about you pick up some grooming aids so I can look my sexy best? I SO look forward to weekly shampoos. Who needs rubber duckies when you get to splash at humans at bath time? I understand that humans multitask, and I love those massages with the grooming gloves, so we could watch TV together while you give my coat a nightly massage.

I cannot vacuum after myself (but maybe you could suggest that as an advanced course at obedience school), so you might want to pick up some of those hair pickup tools for yourself.A bowl of my very ownI could use a doggie bowl or two, something simple, yet elegant, perhaps something with my name on it. It's not that I mind sharing your everyday bowls, but it would be nice to have something that's all mine when it comes to feeding and watering troughs. I'll need one for food and one for water, and an everyday pattern will suffice?no need for an expensive china pattern.Collars and other jewelryI look forward to our walks together, but it's just too tempting for me to stray when you walk me without a leash. I think the government suits must be on to us doggies, since they've enacted those pesky leash laws everywhere. So, if you want to continue spending this quality time with me, you'll need to find a leash that fits me properly, is strong enough to hold me, and is the proper length.

If it's too long, I'll trip all over myself, but if it's not long enough, I won't have the room I need to roam. I know that there is a dizzying array of leashes available, but please use a little discretion and choose one with the right "look" for my breed so that all the other doggies don't make fun of me. They can be so darn cruel!Creature comfortsI was told that most humans have jobs, so I understand that you'll be spending time away from me. If you could see your way clear to leaving a few creature comforts behind, it would really help. First, I don't want to hog your people furniture?it's too big for me anyway.

I could use one of those nice, comfy doggie beds. Floors are meant to be walked on, not lounged upon. I know that there are a number of places that I should not go when you're gone, so spray that indoor repellent, and I'll learn the first time. I'm a quick study?something about Pavlov!Dogs in toylandToys will help me pass the time, assist me in my development, and most importantly, distract me from the fact that you're not here. I could have some REAL fun if you'd get me my very own cat, but I realize that is not likely.

Here is a list of things that I would really, really enjoy if you cannot get me my own cat:

Special occasion giftsYou humans have your porches, your patios and your tree houses. I would give my doggie eye teeth for my very own dog house. You could have Santa deliver it in time for the holidays, or you save it for a birthday treat. Either way, it'll give me my own little hideaway and protect me from the elements, should you take temporary leave of your human senses and leave me outside while you run one of your many errands. If you can't swing the canine estate just yet, maybe we could negotiate a doggie door?Above all, I require the same devotion and attention that you expect from me.

Treat me right, and I'll be your best friend for life.Love and kisses,Your beloved doggie.

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My Needs are Simple and Few!

My dear owner,Thank you once again for giving me shelter. (Lick, slurp, lick, slurp) Aside from food, shelter and love, my needs are simple and few! Since I am dependent upon you to provide for me, we should discuss my basic needs. I can lend you the canine insight that you may lack as a human, particularly if I am your first canine companion pet.Of course, I require a steady supply of food and fresh water, and while I long for the same quality of culinary delight that you routinely enjoy, I know that's an unrealistic expectation. As long as you feed me something that's nutritionally suited for my species, I'll happily devour whatever little morsels of people food you throw my way. I'm not particularly fond of that stuff that comes from the tap, but it'll do in a pinch.

I draw the line at drinking from toilets. Splish splashIn addition to my regular veterinary care, I'll need a flea and tick collar at a bare minimum. How would you like those critters crawling all over you? Please...

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Ideas for the future - credit card processing

Maybe some years ago no one knew what a merchant account is, because no one needed one. But now, with the development of technology and the internet a merchant account is very important. This kind of account is necessary for any internet based business, because it's the only way to use credit card processing.

If you have an online business, like an online store, and you sell products and services to people all over the world, then you should get a merchant account. It's basically a bank account for the money used in transactions. Let's say you have an item to sell.

Then the payment for that item goes into that account. An internet merchant account allows credit card payment which is safer and quicker. This modern way of dealing with money is very suiting for any business as credit card processing has taken online transactions to a whole different level. The old method used for purchasing something from a store situated at a certain distance wasn't really working...

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Bay Area's Only Men's Image Mentor Opens in San Jose, Calif.; Web Site Features Free Expert Advice on Men's 'Fashion Emergency Service'

San Jose, CA (ContentDesk) December 22, 2005 -- Joseph Rosenfeld, AICI, has opened an image consultancy expressly for men in San Jose, Ca.
Previously located in Dallas, TX. and Chicago, IL., Rosenfeld is the only member of the prestigious Association of Image Consultants International (AICI) focusing on professional men in the San Francisco Bay area. Men in a wide range of professions -- from professional NBA players and financiers -- have been succeeding with Joseph Rosenfeld to enhance and improve their images for 16 years.Targeting mainly professionals and other men in need of image coaching, Rosenfeld advises men how to wear clothing to achieve their goals and to attain greater pleasure in life.
Blending experience and expertise with a fresh comprehensive approach, Joseph Rosenfeld makes the experience of image-building fun and the results long-lasting.

Upon the conclusion of a mentoring program, each client knows how to make use of his vital colors, choose...

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Flash Technology - Value Pros and Cons

Flash Technology - Value Pros and Cons
There are some undeniable benefits to well designed Flash Intros, Flash Webpages and Flash Templates.
Heavy emphasis is needed here on the words well designed.
Without strong esthetics and excellent code a Flash experience can be very bad, and cost you visitors.
The current wisdom on Flash applications for webpages and templates is that Flash should be used only if it fulfills a real need and purpose - and does so without any extenuating problems.
Deciding when and how to use Flash are the big issues here.
A Flash designer can often accomplish this goal, but it takes real skill in design and esthetics, as well as dedication to your particular project.
This can be very expensive.
Besides esthetic eloquence and consummate coding there are some very practical necessities to be realized in the best Flash webpage:
Ease and speed of loading throughout the webpage - Few visitors will...

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Finding The Best Mortgage

The purchase of a new home is one of the most important decisions you will ever make, and finding the best type of financing for you is crucial. Mortgage financing is a very competitive industry and lenders are currently offering extremely low interest rates and a variety of flexible loan programs. Financing your mortgage can be stressful and time consuming. It is important that you educate yourself about the various programs and types of loans before you shop for a new home. Before signing a...

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